jesse we need to sell enough meth to donate to this tv show’s gofundme
“The whole thing was a scam, Walt! They were never gonna make a show about an outgoing asexual and introverted pansexual being roommates. They just took the money and ran! ‘All or Nothing’ will never be a real TV show!”
RIP to the funniest person to ever interact with one of my posts
hardcover or paperback? bookstore or library? bookmark or receipt? stand alone or series? nonfiction or fiction? thriller or fantasy? under 300 pages or over 300 pages? children’s or ya? friends to lovers or enemies to lovers? read in bed or read on the couch? read at night or read in the morning? keep pristine or markup? cracked spine or dog ear?
Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.
Millennial Tantalus has been promised that his unpaid internship will become a paid position as soon as the company has space for him. Every week he sees their new job posting. Every week he asks his boss if he can have a real job. The boss shrugs apologetically and says he’ll just have to make do with being paid in experience a little longer. He goes back and keeps working, over and over again, forever, and he never reaches the fruits of his labors.
Millennial Persephone can’t get a job without a degree, but because she had to take out loans to pay for college, she must spend 1/3 of her life working just to pay them off.
Millennial Cassandra’s title is Social Media Coordinator, she was hired to be the expert, but every time she tries to explain the problems in her company’s social media decisionmaking, the managers don’t listen…and end up hiring expensive PR flacks to repair the damage to their reputation when things blow up exactly as she predicted.
Millennial Medusa uses multiple shades of primer and opaque foundation to cover the scars snaking across her face, hiding the bruises, aligning the asymmetry in her broken nose and jaw. Red matte on the lips, green shimmer on the lids. Flawless liner on the first try. She’s had lots and lots of practice. She films her transformation in secret for all to see and learn, and again, men are turned to anonymous stone faces screaming in horror. “Liar!” “Witch!” “Take her swimming on the first date!” These words do not discourage her. These words are a challenge. GlamGorgonXx posts another video.
Millennial Prometheus uploads another PDF to his site. He’s lost track of the printing and edition of this textbook. He knows they just rearranged some of chapters then charge 150 dollars per copy, and the professor wrote the book himself. the ZIP fills uploads successfully, and he starts uploading the next one. He isn’t afraid of the potential lawsuit. knowledge shouldn’t held out of reach like this.
Millennial Circe screenshots all the lewd messages she gets from men on online dating sites and posts them on her very popular Instagram along with their pictures and usernames. When people accuse her of attempting to destroy their reputations, she insists she’s just revealing them for the pigs they truly are.
Millennial Odysseus is starting to suspect there’s something wrong with his GPS…
The Loki series is filled with so much complexity– it examines the dynamics in relationships, self-worth, power, and life itself. I think a lot of it is truly brilliant! (especially the dialogue)
So why is it that the one thing I can’t stop thinking about is the alligator?????
[ID: A digital comic of Loki, Sylvie, and Alligator Loki standing in the wasteland at the end of time. Loki holds Alligator Loki and says, “In all my years of pursuing my GLORIOUS PURPOSE, I never thought it would lead to this moment: holding an alligator version of myself at the end of time.” Sylvie raises a brow and looks at him. Loki begins to scratch Croki’s head, and Croki smiles and hisses softly. Then, Sylvie reaches out and says, “I WANT TO HOLD HIM NOW.” Loki holds Croki away from her and says, “I’m not DONE yet.” Croki opens his mouth and makes ‘disgruntled alligator noises.’ End ID.]
